sexy

Its tough being this privileged.

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta.

Single and ready to mingle!

Reign it in, Cassanova.

A/S/L?

Do ai affect yoo in senshooal ways?

I cawls dis luk "bloo steel". Iz workin on "Magnum"

What is dis. A littur bawks for ANTS?

Upon later, more sober, reflection, it was an evening that neither would brag about.

Dat kitteh is a smooth player.

After months of courtin Fluffy, Mittens finally got into her drawers

Way to go, Mittens.

I'm sorry. When you said you were wearing a slinky dress I thought it meant it would be more fun to trip you down the stairs.

Although getting in ur way wuz prettee fun.

the names whiskers fluffy whiskers

Reddee foar aneefing dangeruss.

BWAAAAA!!! HAA! HA! AHH! HA! OH! OH! YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!

Well ai doan't think is beree funnee.

Howz u doin'

Yoo awr such a charmer.