scratch

Order now and we'll throw in a footscratcher for half price!

Don't trust those claws. Just don't.

TARGET ACQUIRED.

Dis bit. Rite heer... nedes a skritch

MAI BODDEH IS REDDEE.

I will hug you, squeeze you, And shred you to tiny bits and pieces.

Ai'll feed yoo and make shure you has a warm and comfotable an then ai will slaughter yoo.

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

Thass okay. Ceiling Cat forgibs you.

Dragons give good chin scratchies

Ai keep him in line, doan't worree.

pull for a free facial

Ai am armed an dangurrous..

"Cause this is thriller, thriller night And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike You know it's thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight..." Ugh. Here we go again. Remind me to scratch up that cd.

Maybe juss put on sum 'PYT' an see if dat helps?

I am in my scritch position You may proceed

Proseed scritching nao, slaev!

so soft. so indulgent. so ready to flay you to ribbons if you touch.

Bless yoo.

I'm just trying to make your face match your shirt...

Trust meh, ai knoz awl abowt wut lewkz gud!