This thing can't be right! I spent all that time at the gym!
I am not the biggest loser? DAMN. Back to da weight room, ai guess.
Hey, dis clock iz borked! Dere's now ay it can be 25 o' clock!
Ai doan't fink ai like dis thing.
GIT DAT CAMRA OFF OV ME! U KNOE DEY SAY IT ADDZ 5 POUNDZ!
Ai hafta look gud foar my facebook picshure!
sigh. no more tuna sundays
at leest ur still skinnier dan ur hoomin!