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Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.

a deel iz a deel, u noez!

Remember how everyone told you getting a cat would help lower your blood pressure?

aifinkso dey mite hab bin rong.

When I said I wanted domination, this isn't what I meant.

teh wurld! I ment teh wurld!!

They Said I Could Be Anything So I Became a Beaver

kittehz can do anyfing dey wantz!