sacrifice

Rather festive for a ritual offering, but where's the sacrifice?

Doan't yoo want a LIVE present, kitteh?

This sacrificial offering pleases me. I will spare your curtains another day.

AWL HAIL TEH GLORIYUS BASEMENT CAT

Dis you know that there is a whole civilization of dust bunnies under the couch that think I am the earthly incarnation of their god?

Finully, ai get da respect ai desurv!