rule

We all need a mentor every now and then.

And oh, what a glorious warm spot it is.

What your cat thinks of your "No cats on the table" rule.

Pbbbbbbbbbbbt!

You spelled Goggie wrong again.

Sumday ai'll learn to write an maek my own signs.

patience, mah minion... 1 day this will all be ours

We shall both rool wid iron claws.

Today the dog. Tomorrow the World.

Ai will rool wib an iron paw.

Mittens the Destroyer Wears the head of his enemy

He shall rool wib an iron paw!

What do you mean no animals in the house? Oh you mean HIM? Don't worry, he's not a real dog. He runs on batteries. Two AA's.

r nawt masheenz jus amayzin nowadayz?

If it fits, It's Kit's.

dat alsew meenz it ships.