Yo Fido ! Nice Leash!
Yeah, thassrite, keep walkin!
Dafuq did you just say about my sweater?!
Doan't yoo say ANYFING ABOUT MAH SWETTUR.
YOU? Smarter than me? Yeah, right. Cough. Dial 911, would ya? I"m choking on tha tload of bull y ou just fed me!
Your intelligence is lacking, hoomin.
"Why you yellin flasher? What's flasher?
Its daytime owt, why r they so worried about flashing lightses...
"No I haven't been in your litter box and quite frankly I don't like your tone"
Can we settle dis in a civil mannur?
Yoo realize whut a serious inbasion ob my personal space dis iz ?
Fine. Yoo taek mine. Ai'll taek yors.