romance

ASKED HER FOR A DATE SHE SAID, AUGUST 3, 1902

Romans is dangeruss bisness.

So, I heard you like armored sea dogs. Yeah, you know what? I think I'm done with speed dating.

Ai doan't think you awr mai fabrit seefood.

Just saw the new cat that moved in next door. I think I'm in love!!!

Ai guess dis is why dey cawl it a 'crush'.

yeah, baby girl what? no, I can talk

Naw, gurl, yoo kno imma lub yoo forebbur an stuff.

I no wanna be shpooned

Ebberybuddy's doin it!

This will eliminate a lot of unnecessary energy that will not benefit me directly.

Ahh, de joys ob soshul meedia.

Romeow & Drooliet

Wut a classic tail ob too lubbers.

Go ahead and laugh, Romeo. At least I didn't have to inflate mine.

At leest owr relayshunship is based on LUV.

Hello, Sexy

Sew... yoo come hear oftun?

And That's the end of our wildlife expo... Cut! Cut! CUT! STOP FILMING, NOW!

Ai'm nawt sure hao ai feel about dis film...

Our love is slow & steady

Troo lurve will conqer awl!

This time, I lead

Da mooves awr simple, juss follow along...

SMOOTH CAT I HAS DA SMOOTH MOVES

Awwwww yeah, baybeh.

may i has dis danse?

Ai onlee kno one dans dans tho.

Him lubs meh. Him lubs meh like kwazee. Him lubs meh...

Mai relayshunship's footure luks delishus!