My name is Basement Cat and I am here to collect your--oops sorry wrong job, and I will be server this evening. How is that steak workin for ya?
Iz dun soop an slad werz ontray?
Ai will b needing a cheez plaet as well. An whar is my amooz-boosh?
Step on it! McDonalds closes in 15 minutes!
Puffball, party of three, your table is now ready!
Uh sir, i believe i ordered clam chowder not an empty bowl of nothing
Could I see a menu while I'm waiting for the rest of my party to arrive?