Oh, how I long for the good old days when my ancestors used to hunt your ancestors for food.
Ahh, da life ob a big kitteh...
Tigertail always remembered his exciting youth . . . . . . as a sailor on the HMS Scratching Post
QUICK PRAYR 2 REMEMBR TEH PEEPLS WHO FOUGHT AN DIED 4 MAH RITE 2 PARTY
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY FORGOT TO CLEAN OUT MY LITTER BOX.
You forgot to peel it.
OHAI! Haqz we mets before? Yoo looks kinda like a hoomin I used to plays wif befor he gawts a computer.
Okay, so where DID I stash the catnip?
Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
Remember how everyone told you getting a cat would help lower your blood pressure?
oh gosh almost furgot to be ebil today