remember

Oh, how I long for the good old days when my ancestors used to hunt your ancestors for food.

Ahh, da life ob a big kitteh...

Tigertail always remembered his exciting youth . . . . . . as a sailor on the HMS Scratching Post

Its a Sailors lief foar me!

QUICK PRAYR 2 REMEMBR TEH PEEPLS WHO FOUGHT AN DIED 4 MAH RITE 2 PARTY

Party til the sun comez up!

THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY FORGOT TO CLEAN OUT MY LITTER BOX.

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

You forgot to peel it.

And while you're at it...

OHAI! Haqz we mets before? Yoo looks kinda like a hoomin I used to plays wif befor he gawts a computer.

Does this haff sumfing to doo wif 'Teh Insident'?

Okay, so where DID I stash the catnip?

itz alwayz a slippurree sloap...

Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.

a deel iz a deel, u noez!

Remember how everyone told you getting a cat would help lower your blood pressure?

aifinkso dey mite hab bin rong.

oh gosh almost furgot to be ebil today

Mwahahahaha.