relax

IZ YOO DED? YOO BINS LYIN DER FUR TEN WHOLE MINNITS WIFOWT GIBBIN MEE ATTENSHUNS...

The veyull between dis wurld and da next is a thin wun...

Anyone can look cool, but awesome takes practice

An nobuddy knows cool liek ai do.

I HAZ A KUMFEE...

Don't yoo want tu join?

Life is good.

Dis is da lief.

My evening cocktail.

I hab a straenj relashunship wif mai food. An drinks.

ASK ME IF I GIVE A DAMN

Ai will gib u a hint...

Okay Earth, don't revolve any, I've got the sun positioned perfectly on mah belly.

Juss be sure to go awaey wen ai tell u to.

I am in my scritch position You may proceed

Proseed scritching nao, slaev!

all your lap are belong to me

Resistuns is footile.

This is the spot where, in 23.5 minutes the sun rays will be shinning and I will be laying.

Mmmm. Sun beems.

Bring me a glass of wine, would you? and a dish of sardines

Dis is mai kind ob relaxashun.

Bring me mah food, my litta box and mah water bowl cuz I aint movin' from this spot till the air conditioner kicks on and the barbecue starts cookin'.

Ai haz a meh.

|||||.. Solar recharge 80%

Its been sew long!

yawn I think it's time for my post-sleeping pre-breakfast mid-grooming morning nap... Right after I use the litter box...

JUSS KIDING.

i tink dis foot massager needs a new bat'try

Oh wel. Ai'll relax sum udder way.