Talking animals? How ridiculous.
Stuff and nonsense is all this is!
who iz u goin to de movies with? wut time will u bez home?
GOD DAD JUST LEAVE ME ALONE JEEZ
No , rilly , dis IZ my homewurks. Iz abowt TIGERS.
Nuffin liek a gud read, ai say.
Excuse me, but could you change this to the LA Times?
Can yoo awlso pull out the ads? Dey are kind ob annoying.
He put his WHAT, WHERE?! BOOKS age appropriateness counts
Reader Cat not impressed by author shenanigans
Yes, Dear. Yep. Sure. Anything you say. Uhuh...sure