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These stories make no sense!

I need to learn how to read!

Besides, this book doesn't have any pictures. I'm way more interesting.

There's nothing qutie like getting lost in a book.

Talking animals? How ridiculous.

Stuff and nonsense is all this is!

who iz u goin to de movies with? wut time will u bez home?

GOD DAD JUST LEAVE ME ALONE JEEZ

No , rilly , dis IZ my homewurks. Iz abowt TIGERS.

Nuffin liek a gud read, ai say.

Excuse me, but could you change this to the LA Times?

Can yoo awlso pull out the ads? Dey are kind ob annoying.

He put his WHAT, WHERE?! BOOKS age appropriateness counts

Seeriusly, wat am ai reeding?!

Reader Cat not impressed by author shenanigans

Wut a horibble climax.

Yes, Dear. Yep. Sure. Anything you say. Uhuh...sure

Dere's nuffin beddur dan reeding da papur in da mornin.