We're sure you all remember Salem the cat from "Sabrina, the teenage witch". Here are some of his wisdom quotes. They are priceless.
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Now Go away, or I shall Taunt you for a Second timeEnglish Pig Dog! Your mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries ...!!!
Life iz like a bocks ob choclates dat got rolled ober by a dump truk
