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That first week back is always tough.

Its confusing the hell out of me. Seriously. What's wrong with you.

Dinner's on me tonight!

I hags a kestion

Iss berry important.

How can they destroy SO MUCH... ...and still be so ADORABLE?

So much ebil in such a smawll package.

What do they mean, "Not for sits"?

If it fits, ai will ALWAYS sits.

If we promise not to have any more Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie marathons can we sleep wif you with all the lights on

we iz nawt scayrd tho. jus rly cold...

This is supposed to last me til lunch?!?

aifinkso ai iz gunna starv 2 death.

wat hoomin saiz kitteh cant do sincronized swimmin?

kitteh haz such byootiful tekneek!

Ok Human... Is this a hint?

u noez hao we feelz bowt bebbehs...

You want me to explain every one of 'em?

derz nawt enuff tiem!

Ar we there yet? Ar we there yet? Ar we there yet? Ar we there yet? Ar we there yet?

itteh bitteh kittehz iz alwayz so impashunt!