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PEEPSHOW

I'm a big fan ob da chicks.

Yet another victim of sofa-cation.

Quik! Wurk fast oar yoo'll be sucked in furder!

Nominate your Favourite Movie I electron

Nuffin liek a gud pun, ai awlways say...

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

Is it just me or is the moon getting bigger?

That's no moon.

What? It's not the hand that feeds me.

Oh YOU, basement cat! Ai can nebber beleeb you.

What are you up to, Mittens? Nuthin ... just loafing.

Juss me an mai pals.

Bleak House by Charles Lickens

bettur dan a glass howse aifinkso!

I haz bad dae, I'ze jus needz to vent a littel.

bery punneh, kitteh.

Ahhh.....Spring time you know what that means Cat-tus growing season again.

growin seezun is teh bestest seezun!

The farmer will let u cross his field for free But teh bull charges Now u tell meh!!

anyfing dat involvz runnin iz no gud in kitteh's bok.

Ai swares, Da lamp jumped! It was depwessed wif its dark thawts.

alsew, it wuz bery uglee.

See? I DO give a sh*t about your plants

doin sew iz tirin tho.

lead singer fur teh Grateful Bed

dey iz a pwetty crayzee band aifinkso!

That's right. I'm the center of their universe too!

wifout kittehz der wudnt b any yooniberses!

Catstity Belt

kittehz hab wayz ob keepin hoominz innosent...

Yessss, goooood! Embrace the Dark Side!

balance iz a stoopy consept anywayz.