pretend

Hunh? No, I iz nawt dat bad kitteh yoo lookin for. I iz BUNNEH. See da feets?

Yoo kittehs can nebber fool me.

I'm real good at murderin' things.

BWAVE ASPLORER KITTEH habs almost reached da Temple ob da Ebil Goggie when... she smells da unmistakable scent ob GOGGIE BREFF.
Ai has a brave!

Oh yes, you and your little fantasies. At least you skipped the inflatable mermaid this time.

Is this real lief? Or is it just fanta sea?

I iz Sandmich. Please apply Tunafish

Ai hab dreemed ob dis foar so long...

Ai can be ur pwivat ai?

Kitteh noir is da best genre.

Check owt sum other classic LOLcats heer!

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Mr Nawtypaws? No, I habnt seen him

I am a mastur ob disguise.

Basement cat's imitation of a tarantula Actually pretty good!

Da imaginayshun is a powerful thing.

Land HO!

Ai am a pirate kiiiiiiing...

Humble pilgrim, I, da RULER OB AWL FINGS, accepts yoor lowly self. Yoo may leeve wif my blessins. I SED yoo can LEEVE! Get lost!

Dis trabeller cud have used a trabel guide.

I haz a spaceship

IMAGINAAAAAAAAAAASHUUUUUUUNNNNNN!

This tank is defective. It won't move and the gun won't shoot.

I am a fors ob military dominunse.

Atheist kitty sees thru yur Ceiling Cat "intervention"

An innervenshun? Srsly??? Iss nawt dat big ob a deel!