I was grooming myself, Madam, do you mind?
Yowr mannurs awr absolootly reprehensubble.
I always like to spit the tails discreetly into a napkin.
Ai don't want tu be da cawse of a faux paw.
Dem Canadian Kittehs Is nice to everyone
Check owt sum other classic LOLcats heer!
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