pain

Nothing better than a long nap in a good chair.

Mai poor butt.

Dang, dere's a lawt ob lego around here.

What doofus lef a lego in teh chair????

DERE IS LITERULLY NUFFING MOAR PAINFUL.

TRYING TO CUDDLE A WET CAT IS A BAD IDEA.

WHY DID I EVEN THINK THIS WOULD WORK?!

Chauncey maintained one posture after the unfortunate rocking chair incident.

When ai am in a bettur mentul state ai will hab mai revenje.

Owww "bite me" is just an expression, dude

Wen liyfe bites yoo hard, bite back.

I HAS A CONSTIPATION

Why can't i eskape dis feeling?!

I'm just trying to make your face match your shirt...

Trust meh, ai knoz awl abowt wut lewkz gud!

Guess who?

Ai haytz teh guessin gaem.

Hmm your T6 vertebrae is out

Be carefol back dere!