ouch

Bring your computer back! This hunk o' junk's an antique! Much like yourself!

Why woan't yoo ebber just shut up...?

Walls are mysteeriuss fings.

What doofus lef a lego in teh chair????

DERE IS LITERULLY NUFFING MOAR PAINFUL.

Brush my hair, they said It will feel good, they said

Ai'm familiar wid awl kinds ob brushes. But dis is da worst.

Make sure you read instructions Don't put batteries in wrong place!

He needs sum rechargin'.

TRYING TO CUDDLE A WET CAT IS A BAD IDEA.

WHY DID I EVEN THINK THIS WOULD WORK?!

hello, are these yours?

OW. YES. YES THEY ARE.

Owww "bite me" is just an expression, dude

Wen liyfe bites yoo hard, bite back.

I HAS A CONSTIPATION

Why can't i eskape dis feeling?!

I'm just trying to make your face match your shirt...

Trust meh, ai knoz awl abowt wut lewkz gud!