Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit
Hey there, can I get a General Tso's, coconut shrimp, sweet and sour pork, and a doomsday device delivered? Ugh, seriously? You are all out of doomsday devices? Fine, make it a crab rangoon.
Me. Food. You. Get.
Ai hab teh nummer seben fishywich speshul. An cud u put teh banilla shake in a bowl?
Uh sir, i believe i ordered clam chowder not an empty bowl of nothing
This meeting of the Brotherhood of Vegetarian Kittehs will come to order.