Noone told Fluffy that, unlike cats, Humans can't always land on their feet.
Sonja? Jo? Have you seen the superglue anywhere?
Hunh. This is not Oz, or Narnia, or the Shire, or any of the many mystical kingdoms frequently found at the other end of mysterious portals.
Mittens later realized his mistake in not using conditioner
Did u think me was a 'mallow?!
I had a little altercation with the Easter Bunny. The end result is two fold: you won't be getting candy eggs and his wife is getting a huge insurance check.
Cheezburger wishes you a Hoppy Easter! Click here for all kinds of Easter goodies!
After the first trip to the vet, the Baxter's added an "e" to the name on the bowl.