offering

ai am NOT pleezed wit ur Offering

Replaece it wib a biggur wun.

The morning offerings of nip should be rolling in right about now

They'd beddur bring me da good stuff dis tiem.

Rather festive for a ritual offering, but where's the sacrifice?

Doan't yoo want a LIVE present, kitteh?

This sacrificial offering pleases me. I will spare your curtains another day.

AWL HAIL TEH GLORIYUS BASEMENT CAT

Get rid of the dog and they're yours

aifinkso datz a pwetty gud paymint plan.

Your offering displeases meh. I will consume it, but the portion size, displeases meh.

nekst tiem plz 2 offur bettur!!