no

No din din, no click click.

Akshully... ai mite just keep dis thing.

Come down from here? Lolno.

Deel wid it.

Happy Independence Day to awl of owr American Cheezfriends!

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

View the original here.

No. I have not seen the mailman.

Iss juss fluff. Nawt fat. Don't wurry about dat.

Hug? Hug this punk

There is only one being who deserves mai hugs...

You swore you'd never leave. I trusted you.

Hao can I ebber trust you again?!

I dont like this game. OK LETS PLAY A NEW GAME CALLED CLAW YOU IN YOUR BUTT!

Ai will hab mai revenj.

ASK ME IF I GIVE A DAMN

Ai will gib u a hint...

Jeffrey REALLY didn't want to go to the V.E.T Let's watch as he makes his point.

DO NAWT WANT.

Im calling Peta

Leeshes is nawt for kittehs.

oh hai! No.

Man, nobuddy wants to hang aowt wif me.

You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog

Srsly. Taek ur pik.

You want to talk about it? No.

I haet those jerks. I haets them!

aaaaaaaaaah ah'm meeeeeeltiiiiiing good grief, it was just a couple of drops of water

Ah will haff mai revenj.

You has no messages Trust meh. None.

an aidoanfinkso u eber wil agin.

What do you mean no animals in the house? Oh you mean HIM? Don't worry, he's not a real dog. He runs on batteries. Two AA's.

r nawt masheenz jus amayzin nowadayz?