... seven threats-a-threatening!
Six sneaky kittens!
FIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS
Four two-ply rolls!
Three-letter swear words!
Two broken bulbs!
And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!
Get a hair cut they said... It'll look nice they said... Don't kill us they said.
i r da chozin wun nice gig akshully