Music

Feels good, man.

Dey keep it awl in harmunny.

No seriously, don't quit your day job to pursue your music.

Srsly, its pretty bad.

"Too pitchy, Dawg." Itty Bitty American Idol Committee

Yoo need tu work on yoar staeg presence. And stop peeing on Ryan Seacrest.

I shall plai yoo teh song ob mai peepl. Purrpaer yorsalf fur a screechy, scrachy fast fud yowlin' gud tiem.

Ai also taek rekwests.

Sir Elton Tom!

He's a knight foar a reesun, yoo kno.

TURN IT UP itz mah jam

Crank dat stuff up!

STEINWAY OR TEH HIWAY

Nuffin unrustles mah jimmies liek tickling the ivories.

PLAY ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH HORNS

Ai lub awl forms of da arts.

Play Paws Stop

Whoo wants an impromptoo dans partee?

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Everything you make Every bite you take Ai'll be watching you

And if yoo won't feed me, ai'll do it maiself...

Hello Hello Hello HELLO!

We may be lacking one in owr barbershop qwartet... but at leest we has harmonies!

I will come down when the human child is finished with his violin practice.

He seeriusly needs sum lessons.

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Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

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HEY I JUST PET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT YOU'RE A KITTY SO CLAW ME MAYBE

Ai can't get dat song owt ob mai hed. AND AI LUB IT.