No seriously, don't quit your day job to pursue your music.
"Too pitchy, Dawg." Itty Bitty American Idol Committee
Yoo need tu work on yoar staeg presence. And stop peeing on Ryan Seacrest.
I shall plai yoo teh song ob mai peepl. Purrpaer yorsalf fur a screechy, scrachy fast fud yowlin' gud tiem.
Ai also taek rekwests.
Sir Elton Tom!
He's a knight foar a reesun, yoo kno.
TURN IT UP itz mah jam
Crank dat stuff up!
STEINWAY OR TEH HIWAY
PLAY ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH HORNS
Play Paws Stop
Dis is lolcat wadio! Bwot tu yu bai: Wendies, Buga Kin, McDonals, Wite Cassel...
Everything you make Every bite you take Ai'll be watching you
Hello Hello Hello HELLO!
We may be lacking one in owr barbershop qwartet... but at leest we has harmonies!
I will come down when the human child is finished with his violin practice.