murder

ITTEH BITTEH PLANT KILLING COMMITTEH

Ai'b nebber lieked plants enneeway.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Dey don't call me da Masturr of Murdurr foar nuffin.

Ai'z innocent!!

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.

Ai hab awlways lubbed da sea.

Get a hair cut they said... It'll look nice they said... Don't kill us they said.

Peepol tell awl kinds ob lies.

come on birdy...

Thank gudness foar technologee.

I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".

Revenge will taste oh so sweet...

Oh, goody, you're home. Which means the assassins have failed yet again.

Dark an dangeruss bizness is wut ai deal.

Iz killed da watah spewin snake. Bathtime now ovah!

Please to leave nao??!