ITTEH BITTEH PLANT KILLING COMMITTEH
There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
Ai hab awlways lubbed da sea.
Get a hair cut they said... It'll look nice they said... Don't kill us they said.
come on birdy...
I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".
Oh, goody, you're home. Which means the assassins have failed yet again.
Iz killed da watah spewin snake. Bathtime now ovah!