money

WHere's my money? WHERE IS IT!!

Doan't maek me repeet da qwestion!

I hate water but I love to make it rain

Cash money!

Thats right, half now, half when you bring me the yorkie's head.

Murder issa difficult bizness.

Why does my credit card show ANOTHER charge from Bob's bird world?

Yoo shudn't hab gibben me yoar info!!

Where there'z a will Ai wuntz ta be in it

Ah, yes. Da onlee paper ai will nebur shred.

Money can't buy happi But it can buy ice cream Dats kinda de saem

Wait, wuts dis guy doin eeting mai ice cream?!

I'm sorry sir - we only accept Visa, Mastercard, and American Express.

Credit card? Ai'm nawt sure if ai hab one ob dose...

YU meen it costz munniez to call Maru in Japan?!

Oh. So dats wut bills awr.

OK! uz ned a nu carburatur! dat wil be 150 moniez

Okay, so mebbe ai'm not da best mechanick.

You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog

Srsly. Taek ur pik.

Great I have her subdued! Grab her purse and get her credit cards!

Ai kno wuts on mai wishlist.

Okay according to my calculations ONLY 25% of your disposable income is spent on me. You need to cancel cable and quit wearing socks.

Lemme check mai calcoolashuns...

Wutz up wif dis? I sed kash or gif kards.

ai wrote a wishlist an ebberything...

DO NOT ASK HOW MONEY GOT HERE. JUST CONTINUE DELIVERING THOSE "PACKAGES" FOR ME.

ai swayrz ai iznt doin anyfing illeeglol...

You may think I'm rich They're mostly one's

ai IZ richard, tho!

Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...

Awl money is good for is foods and getting lost in cowches.