Maneki Neko summons his army of luck!
The morning offerings of nip should be rolling in right about now
They'd beddur bring me da good stuff dis tiem.
Calling teh Minions Meeting tu order. Anywun who haz nu wurld dominashun bidness, raise a feather, tail ... whateber.
Ahhh... yoo will awl serb me very nicelee.