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Alternate captions that didn't make the cut:

• I Can Has Bass-Drop?
• All Ur Beats R Now Belong To Us
• Record Scratch, HISSSSSS

I can has fish fillet?

You know how when there's an ant on a piece of white paper and you draw lines around it, it can't (or won't) walk over the lines? Well I think this photo proves that cats are the same. Plus, the weirder the shape, the harder it is for them to move (I'm just making this up now but it sounds right, doesn't it?). I know about hexagons and octagons, but seven sided shapes? Sounds like sorcery to me. If you want to see more magical pictures of (non-magical but magical because they are so cute) cats, go no further. 

This is too true. This is most definitely a work of fiction because cats are NOT innocent angels, they ALWAYS get into mischief and they NEVER cooperate. I know it. Cats know it. You know it. That cat definitely knows it. But we still love them....why? Is it because they're so adorably cute? Is it because they make the funniest memes on the interweb? Or maybe they're controlling our minds. I guess we'll never know...

What's cuter than a kitten and a baby playing together? Nothing! This is the height of cuteness. Seriously. We've reached the limit. Unless you think these pictures of kittens are cuter. But when two tiny creatures unite to exchange some very serious business (pawty-cake), there's nothing you can do but sit back and say 'awwww'. Then maybe look at some hilarious cat memes. 

There's nothing better than cats in costumes. Really. All I want for Christmas is a cat with 365 costumes I can dress it in every day of the year. And this one is pretty darn cute. The pipe cleaner eye stalk?! And the little paper triangles framing his head?! Oh, too much. If you're about to overload with cuteness, might as well go the whole way with these cat memes. 

Yeah...that's kinda not what we meant. Although I guess if you got started on Friday drinks a day early, you would be justified in think what you did... Either way, let's throw back to some funny cat memes that don't involve throwing up. 

You know that feeling. When you really want something, and then you get it. Like you think there's no chocolate left but there's half a bar in the fridge. Success. You know what else is really great? These hilarious cat memes. Or these adorable pictures of cats. Or pretty much anything cat-related. There's nothing better than getting your daily cat fix, and you're in the right place. 

That's right, there can only be one king and it definitely ain't human. The Egyptians were onto something, but they didn't take it the whole way. Don't make the same mistake as some of your ancestors and treat cats as inferior beings. Now go and study these sacred cat memes and don't come back till you can recite them by heart. 

It's a hard life being a kitty. There are so many things you have to do in the day, from glaring at birds through the window, to sleeping, to putting your hair on all the furniture, to sleeping, to plotting, to getting in the way of whatever your human wants to do. Sometimes a kitty just doesn't have enough energy to do everything. It makes sense that when the kitty is tired, the cat-servant should do these things instead. So here is your task hooman: look up funny cat memes and pictures of cute cats. Then rub my stomach. 

Are any of us where we expected to end up? I certainly am not. And Marmalade isn't either. He didn't think ducks were cute, or stuffed animals were useful. But look at him now. Shamefully addicted to quack. He should be looking at these cat memes instead. 

There is one thought that all cat owners have definitely had before: what does my cat think of me? Does she love me and pretend to be a b*tch, or does she actually hate me? Is she running a constant commentary on me, like a narrator in a movie, documenting and criticizing my every move? Well, people, this is proof. The answer is yes, your cat does hate you and she does narrate your life in a highly sarcastic and judgmental way. But so what? If you didn't want that, you should have bought a dog or just stuck to looking up cat memes. 

We all know that cats have massive egos, and need to be reassured multiple times throughout the day of how great they are. So yes, the shoes look good on you. But don't you think they're a teeny weeny bit big? Maybe you should ditch the shoes and try looking at some cat memes instead. Might be more your style.