mean

Wouldn't it make way-more sense to just get out of the chair when I ask?

Kitteh has minimull moral charaktur.

Look out! You're going to miss that dog!

Unless you're missing him awn purrpose. Weirdo.

You feel bad? Nope.

Get daown frum dere, kitteh!

always wash your paws... clean from your victim's blood.

Yoo shud hab seen da warning signs.

Datz jus plaen meen....

Nao iss behind an impennetrubble fors feeld!!!

When I was a kitten we didn't have captions - we had to speak for ourselves. And we LIKED it!

Kids dese daeys, amirite?

Drunk Scottish Uncle kitteh iz no longer invited to family partiez

Nawt again, Uncle Jock!!

One day.... they won't laugh.

Stoopid bulleez.

Trust me. I am not someone with whom you wish to trifle.

Ai can hit yoo where it hurtz.

Oh yah? Well you can just kiss my- KITTEH!

Sew rude.

don mess wif meh i haz a feerce

Ai'll show yoo 'conflikt resolooshun'!

Teh noo boyfriend says i have "litter box paws" Now he has "litter box drink" Doofus: 0 Kitteh: 1

Ai haff plans foar him.

Yu puts my baff on LOLcats? Fine. I puts your baff on Failblog.

revenj iz a dish bestest servd on teh interwebz.

How can I sit like this? How can YOU go out looking like that?

at leest u smellz bettur dan u lukz.