master

Its all about living in the moment. Cats are masters.

I've set up your shed in the back so you'll have somewhere to sleep. Aren't I benevolent?

YOOO AWR GETTING SLEEEEPEEEE

yes, peasant. You may speak.

Just doan't get smart wib me.

The morning offerings of nip should be rolling in right about now

They'd beddur bring me da good stuff dis tiem.

The master of DISGUISE!

No wun will ebber know mai secrets.

Grabiteez? I don't need no grabiteez. I don't conform tu teh laws ob uniberse, uniberse mus conform tu mai whims.

Ai am lord ob spaece an time!!

Fwont feets iz tired fwum too much kissin . Pay homage to dis wun now.

WORSHIP DA FEETS.

patience, mah minion... 1 day this will all be ours

We shall both rool wid iron claws.

yesh my shicky friend I will do your bidding

Ai lub yoo schticky mastur.

i iz mastr yoldlerz

Ai taek reqwests.

It took me a long time to teach them their job is to keep me warm and comfy.

Aah, dis is da lief.