maru

As long as u BELIEVE in urself YOU CAN FIT INTO ANYTHING

Ai follow da rule ob sits...

YU meen it costz munniez to call Maru in Japan?!

Oh. So dats wut bills awr.

Hmm, to shred or not to shred the box? Let's see she vaccuumed yesterday and used the last vacuum cleaner bag. Yes, definitely shred.

Desishuns, desishuns...

I sticked the landing

Lundun 2012 heere ai come!

I brought him heer... Now turn him into burgurz

ai meenz, wut else iz cowz eben gud 4?

Hmmm... ...Not as tasty as it looked...

cud b werse tho ai guessez.

Funny. When Maru doze it it goes viral. Wut am I doin rong?

aifinkso u jus doan hab teh maru tuch.

And Now I Wait

mai hoomin wil neber c it comin...