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Come on, honey! Whutchu waitin for, GODOT?

Jeez, its liek they've nebber eben BEEN inside a car befoar.

Don't mind me please, do continue...

U see nuffin. Go abawt yoar business.

YO! C'mere. Covers fell off.

Hop tew it, slaev!!

I'm awake. So why am I not eating?

A kitteh has needs, u kno.

Take me to your leader

If deres wun thing ai know, its nebber tu trust a xenomorph.

I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.

Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.

TRYING TO CUDDLE A WET CAT IS A BAD IDEA.

WHY DID I EVEN THINK THIS WOULD WORK?!

Pweez to stand by...we seemz to be ekzpeerinsing teknikul difikulteez.

Assidents happen, ai guess.

Hunh. This is not Oz, or Narnia, or the Shire, or any of the many mystical kingdoms frequently found at the other end of mysterious portals.

Ai'll maek it dere eventually.

For me??? I'm...I'm touched.

Is nawt wut ai asked foar... IS EBBEN BETTUR.

HEY I JUST PET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT YOU'RE A KITTY SO CLAW ME MAYBE

Ai can't get dat song owt ob mai hed. AND AI LUB IT.

how gingervitis spreads and the zombie apocalypse begins

AI KNEW IT WUD HAPPEN! U DIDN'T BELEEB ME BUTT(!) AI KNEW!!!

Why can't you just read Harry Potter or The Hunger Games like all the other kids?

At leest he will grow up preparred.

No. I have not seen the mailman.

Iss juss fluff. Nawt fat. Don't wurry about dat.

Did yoo lerns to dribe in a country wher dey duzzent hab STOP SIGNS?

Dis is mai purrsonal hell.

Grabiteez? I don't need no grabiteez. I don't conform tu teh laws ob uniberse, uniberse mus conform tu mai whims.

Ai am lord ob spaece an time!!