lolcats

You know how when there's an ant on a piece of white paper and you draw lines around it, it can't (or won't) walk over the lines? Well I think this photo proves that cats are the same. Plus, the weirder the shape, the harder it is for them to move (I'm just making this up now but it sounds right, doesn't it?). I know about hexagons and octagons, but seven sided shapes? Sounds like sorcery to me. If you want to see more magical pictures of (non-magical but magical because they are so cute) cats, go no further. 

This is too true. This is most definitely a work of fiction because cats are NOT innocent angels, they ALWAYS get into mischief and they NEVER cooperate. I know it. Cats know it. You know it. That cat definitely knows it. But we still love them....why? Is it because they're so adorably cute? Is it because they make the funniest memes on the interweb? Or maybe they're controlling our minds. I guess we'll never know...

What's cuter than a kitten and a baby playing together? Nothing! This is the height of cuteness. Seriously. We've reached the limit. Unless you think these pictures of kittens are cuter. But when two tiny creatures unite to exchange some very serious business (pawty-cake), there's nothing you can do but sit back and say 'awwww'. Then maybe look at some hilarious cat memes. 

Cats are way smarter than we like to admit. I mean, the Egyptians (and just about all the other ancient cultures too) worshiped cats as gods, so that's gotta be hinting something, right? Honestly, sometimes I get the feeling that cats are plotting something. All of them. Together. And when I turn around to catch them, they all scatter away and look innocent. But this meme is a clue. If it's smart enough to recognize these bags, then it's gotta know more than that... Until we know for sure, continue to look at cat memes and cute cat pictures like normal. They're always watching. 

There's nothing better than cats in costumes. Really. All I want for Christmas is a cat with 365 costumes I can dress it in every day of the year. And this one is pretty darn cute. The pipe cleaner eye stalk?! And the little paper triangles framing his head?! Oh, too much. If you're about to overload with cuteness, might as well go the whole way with these cat memes. 

Well, I mean, look at that face. I think it says it all. I guess we can't suspect all grumpy cats to be murders (do their bird offerings count as murder?), but I don't think we should assume that cats are innocent, either. Lets take the middle ground and say that we like looking at cat memes, but we wouldn't give them our house keys. 

Oh boy, we have all been there. I mean, maybe not while our whole group of friends were licking their genitals at the same time (......) but at some point, I'm sure we've all looked around and thought "Why am I friends with these people?". We've all been the Carl of life. And what's a cat to do in that situation? I don't know how cats would deal with that, but if I were in that situation, I would pull out my phone and look at a whole bunch of adorable or funny cat memes. Better than hanging out with a bunch of weirdos licking their genitals. 

Yeah...that's kinda not what we meant. Although I guess if you got started on Friday drinks a day early, you would be justified in think what you did... Either way, let's throw back to some funny cat memes that don't involve throwing up. 

You know that feeling. When you really want something, and then you get it. Like you think there's no chocolate left but there's half a bar in the fridge. Success. You know what else is really great? These hilarious cat memes. Or these adorable pictures of cats. Or pretty much anything cat-related. There's nothing better than getting your daily cat fix, and you're in the right place. 

OK, this is gold. Really. If you don't know the backstory, Dewy, Cheatem and Howe are fictional lawyers used in gags and parodies to show how lawyers cheat people over (their names are in this order because if you say it fast, it sounds like "Do we cheat 'em? And how!"). So this makes total sense that your cat lawyers would be named after characters that screw people over, because that is basically the life goal of cats: to screw over humans. Look at their little faces! They are so mischievous. I would just plead guilty and get it over with, then go and look at some cat memes. 

Cats are different to kittens. Cats are cold-hearted, despise their humans, and are vindictive for no reason at all. Kittens, on the other hand, are normal baby creatures: they are cute, playful, friendly, and will generally help out other creatures that need help. Poor baby human, he's being taken to the vet and he doesn't even know it. Good thing this courageous kitty has warned him of the impending dangers that await him. Thanks kitty. If you want to see some more kitties and cats being cute or funny, we don't blame you. 

That's right, there can only be one king and it definitely ain't human. The Egyptians were onto something, but they didn't take it the whole way. Don't make the same mistake as some of your ancestors and treat cats as inferior beings. Now go and study these sacred cat memes and don't come back till you can recite them by heart. 

It's a hard life being a kitty. There are so many things you have to do in the day, from glaring at birds through the window, to sleeping, to putting your hair on all the furniture, to sleeping, to plotting, to getting in the way of whatever your human wants to do. Sometimes a kitty just doesn't have enough energy to do everything. It makes sense that when the kitty is tired, the cat-servant should do these things instead. So here is your task hooman: look up funny cat memes and pictures of cute cats. Then rub my stomach. 

Are any of us where we expected to end up? I certainly am not. And Marmalade isn't either. He didn't think ducks were cute, or stuffed animals were useful. But look at him now. Shamefully addicted to quack. He should be looking at these cat memes instead. 

There is one thought that all cat owners have definitely had before: what does my cat think of me? Does she love me and pretend to be a b*tch, or does she actually hate me? Is she running a constant commentary on me, like a narrator in a movie, documenting and criticizing my every move? Well, people, this is proof. The answer is yes, your cat does hate you and she does narrate your life in a highly sarcastic and judgmental way. But so what? If you didn't want that, you should have bought a dog or just stuck to looking up cat memes. 

Although cats are NEVER innocent and they are always up to something. Always. I'd just refer him to the dodgy lawyers in town. That'll sort him out. Then get him to look at some cat memes to remember how good cats act.