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OK, this is gold. Really. If you don't know the backstory, Dewy, Cheatem and Howe are fictional lawyers used in gags and parodies to show how lawyers cheat people over (their names are in this order because if you say it fast, it sounds like "Do we cheat 'em? And how!"). So this makes total sense that your cat lawyers would be named after characters that screw people over, because that is basically the life goal of cats: to screw over humans. Look at their little faces! They are so mischievous. I would just plead guilty and get it over with, then go and look at some cat memes. 

Yep, this is the meme that started it all. It could even be argued that this particular cat asking for a Cheezburger is what started the whole modern internet memes trend that has become an important part of society and human interaction online. And the crazy thing is that one day this piece of nostalgia will rest in a museum to educate and inspire future generations.

I bin helpin yoo pull da weeds! Dey da wuns wif da flowers, rites?

Flaowurs seem to be springin up ebberywhaer!

She's a cruel mistress.

Hoomor is relatib.

Congratulations! It's a Lolcat!

Feed it regularly, keep it away from Basement Cat, and pet as often as possible.

I snub u w love.

Ai lurve lurve!