False advertising. The adoption agency showed me a photo of Brad Pitt.
Advenchures in adopshun.
It waz driveby shredding... I triez to stop them.
The nip is for glaucoma Got it....
They said I could be anything. Apparently, I can't be Tarzan.
Magick box nawt akshully magick IT GOES TO THE VETS!
Liez!! Theres no scotch in here!