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Happy Thanksgiving, Cheezfrens!

False advertising. The adoption agency showed me a photo of Brad Pitt.

Advenchures in adopshun.

It waz driveby shredding... I triez to stop them.

Yep. Dat is deffenetlee da troof.

The nip is for glaucoma Got it....

Yoar sekrit is between you an me.

They said I could be anything. Apparently, I can't be Tarzan.

mebbe u shud jus b a doktor insted.

Magick box nawt akshully magick IT GOES TO THE VETS!

wut sorseree iz dis!?

Liez!! Theres no scotch in here!

ai haz a hyooj disappointed ober dis!