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Hunh? No, I iz nawt dat bad kitteh yoo lookin for. I iz BUNNEH. See da feets?

Yoo kittehs can nebber fool me.

You lied. How could you.

But if yoo do go in dere, AI HAD NUFFIN TO DO WIB IT.

Oh you fancy huh.

MOOoom! Lucy habs a FEEVER! She needs two Cheezburgers RITE NAO or she wills die!

Its da only purrscription foar dis kind ob sickness!

It was a dark and stormy night.... Aww, who am I kidding. It was sunny and the middle of the day. But it was SCARY, kids!! VERY scary!!

Kittehs can be scary wen dey want too.

Come out little puppy. I won't hurt you.

Um... ai doan't kno if ai can trust dat kitteh.

Er . . . it's a church, right? Duzzent yoo wants me to go to church?

Ai wuz just checkin' owt da reel estate.

Some cats are outstanding in their field. Bob decided to make it laying down.

Oh, dose clebbur clebbur puns.

WHy yes... cough ... meow I am your third cousin from Dayton, Ohio...

Dese guys will beleeb enneething.

It waz driveby shredding... I triez to stop them.

Yep. Dat is deffenetlee da troof.