lay

Altho ai must admit, it IS pretty plush.

Kittehs sumtymes liek to lay on top ob fings. Deel wid it.

You were right. This is a bored game.

Did ai win?

i win

Sorree!

Anyone can look cool, but awesome takes practice

An nobuddy knows cool liek ai do.

Teh gras iz alwayz greenr on mah uddr sied.

Da livign room carpet, on da udder hand, is awlways da saem color.

I am in my scritch position You may proceed

Proseed scritching nao, slaev!

SALVADOR DALI'S CAT

Deh persissense of nommery.

all your lap are belong to me

Resistuns is footile.

ok this side is done flip me over

Pwactice fire safety, kitteh!

Bring me mah food, my litta box and mah water bowl cuz I aint movin' from this spot till the air conditioner kicks on and the barbecue starts cookin'.

Ai haz a meh.

She's hinting about something, but I'm darned if I can figure out what it is... HUNGER! I iz dying ob hunger, you brickbwains!

dat part alwayz confyoozes meh 2.