kitty

It's a hard life being a kitty. There are so many things you have to do in the day, from glaring at birds through the window, to sleeping, to putting your hair on all the furniture, to sleeping, to plotting, to getting in the way of whatever your human wants to do. Sometimes a kitty just doesn't have enough energy to do everything. It makes sense that when the kitty is tired, the cat-servant should do these things instead. So here is your task hooman: look up funny cat memes and pictures of cute cats. Then rub my stomach. 

HE IS NOT A DOG, OK? He doesn't bury treasure, except for the best treasures of all, which come from...his butt. But hey, one kitties poop is another person's treasure. Isn't that how the saying goes? These cat memes remind us how cats think they are the creme de la creme of society (hence why their poop would be treasure). What do you think? Are all cats actually aristocats? Or pir-cats? 

There's always that friend who has something negative thing to say, even if it's straight after saying something positive. But I suppose there are always two sides to a coin, so why ignore one side when you know it's always there? This kitty actually may be very wise. Here are some other kitties that are beyond cute. See them and weep (in a good way). 

Well, who's going to be a bigger fan of yourself than you? No-one! Might as well accept that fact and get started on the fan mail and promotions for yourself...or you could just check out these cat memes and worship cats instead. Like everyone else in the world.