Your artwork is flat and uninspired; executed with poor technique and no respect for the intelligence of the observer.
It needs tu be high kwalitee. Ai'm hyuge in da art wurld.
Now hold still while I judge you.
If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.
Ever get that feeling that they were talking about you just before you came in the room?
Quilt competition judge is thorough.