Pro Tip: If you are a narcoleptic, don't go to prison.
Ai hab rights, yoo know!
Don't I get one phone call? NO TOUCHING! NO TOUCHING!
Diz iz violashun ob da Geneba Conbenshun!
Wutebber happened tu mai rites?!?!
FREE KITTEH!
Iss okay. You'll be free soon enuff.