internet

I iz so grateful I has Facebook Otherwise, I wud haz 2 phone 315 people 2 tell dem I just ate lunch

I doan't haff to tell u, tho. Cuz yoar rite there.

It's an internet thing You probably wouldn't understand

The innernet and kittehs was made foar each other. Sigh.

What is this dark magic clogging up my internet?

Yoo meen ai can watch awl mai fabrit shows?!

Just before da interwebz went silent...

Nooo! Hao cud yoo doo dat?!

we meets again... home-wrecker!

Ah, da wun mowse ai cud nebber truly catch...

Why you always log out? Doncha trust me?

Ai meen... its nawt liek I can't GUESS yur passwurd...

Tried stalking you on Facebook Ur boring

Ai can stalk maiself frum nao on, ai guess.

take meh now Jebus.. da interweb is down!

Sumbuddy call da ecksperts!!

One moment, please. I'm trying to have an inteligent conversation with your boyfriend.

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Mom needs noo taeste in men.

MEOW GUSTA

Sumbuddy check de innernet connekshun! Da pipes awr leeking!

This will eliminate a lot of unnecessary energy that will not benefit me directly.

Ahh, de joys ob soshul meedia.

Ring ring Oh...um, hello?

Is ennebuddy dere?

iz compooterin'

Yoar IT teknishun is awn da caese!

U SED IT WOZ PEENUT BUDDER JELLY TIME sigh BUT IZ NAWT

NEBBER AGAIN.

we haz dismantled ur interwebz. nao you haz to play wif uz.

Less go owtside!!

Fascinating... So THIS is where humans pretend to have lives on...

So wut EZACTLY hab you been up to on dis...?