ignore

stop talking to me. what part of headphones don't you undersand?

Not lisenning lalalalalalala

Well... do you mind? Your problematic babble is interrupting my self-centeredness

Why yes, my ego DOES look fantastic today.

DID NOT SEE THAT DID NOT SEE THAT NOT GONNA NEED TEN YEARS IN THERAPY NOT GONNA NEED TEN YEARS IN THERAPY

I hab seen such horibbibble things...

Well after listening to you for an hour and a half, I have concluded that you suffer from truly boring personality disorder.

Ai am a pirate kiiiiiiing...

YOU never bury ur mess in teh box!!! YOU keep stealing nomz frm MY bowl!!! sigh upstairs neighbors are always arguing!

Dere is nuffin moar annoying dan an annoying neighbor.

cheezburger! cheezburger! cheezburger! bunny...

U need tu get your prioritees strait, kitteh.

fatal attraction She will NOT be ignored!

Dat Glen Close was pretty secksy back in da dae.

Ai not wistening...lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala...

Awr yoo tawlking? Cuz ai can't tell.

hello, hooman. remember me? the cat who hasn't been fed or petted or danced attendance on for five minutes now

Unless you're missing him awn purrpose. Weirdo.

OHAI! Haqz we mets before? Yoo looks kinda like a hoomin I used to plays wif befor he gawts a computer.

Does this haff sumfing to doo wif 'Teh Insident'?