hurt

Need we remember the horrors of this past Halloween?

He is ugly and smells like soup! HE MUST GO.

Don't even TRY to take him to the skate park.

Skyrim jokes are still relevant... right?

What doofus lef a lego in teh chair????

DERE IS LITERULLY NUFFING MOAR PAINFUL.

Noone told Fluffy that, unlike cats, Humans can't always land on their feet.

Ai was just rememberin a moobie ai saw once...

Come out little puppy. I won't hurt you.

Um... ai doan't kno if ai can trust dat kitteh.

Not only will this hurt... but your dignity will not be spared either...

This doctor is lowsy. Ai fink it is tiem foar a second oppinyun...

TRYING TO CUDDLE A WET CAT IS A BAD IDEA.

WHY DID I EVEN THINK THIS WOULD WORK?!

Are they gonna put ur head in a cone nao?

It seems onlee fair.

Touch me like that again, buddy, and I'll teach you the meaning of "nevermore"

Cried da cat "Lern a noo line!!"

Chauncey maintained one posture after the unfortunate rocking chair incident.

When ai am in a bettur mentul state ai will hab mai revenje.

Yep, you're gonna have a new little brother to share your toys and your food with!

Aww, look, he's SO HAPPY!

Dis will ruin EBBERYTHING.

this is why i hate kids

Ai will hab mai revenge.

TEH BRED! IT BURNS!!!!!!!

AI CAN TASTE TEH PUNS ALREADY