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He is ugly and smells like soup! HE MUST GO.

Don't even TRY to take him to the skate park.

Skyrim jokes are still relevant... right?

What doofus lef a lego in teh chair????

DERE IS LITERULLY NUFFING MOAR PAINFUL.

Noone told Fluffy that, unlike cats, Humans can't always land on their feet.

Ai was just rememberin a moobie ai saw once...

Come out little puppy. I won't hurt you.

Um... ai doan't kno if ai can trust dat kitteh.

TRYING TO CUDDLE A WET CAT IS A BAD IDEA.

WHY DID I EVEN THINK THIS WOULD WORK?!

Are they gonna put ur head in a cone nao?

It seems onlee fair.

Touch me like that again, buddy, and I'll teach you the meaning of "nevermore"

Cried da cat "Lern a noo line!!"

Chauncey maintained one posture after the unfortunate rocking chair incident.

When ai am in a bettur mentul state ai will hab mai revenje.

Yep, you're gonna have a new little brother to share your toys and your food with!

Aww, look, he's SO HAPPY!

Dis will ruin EBBERYTHING.

this is why i hate kids

Ai will hab mai revenge.

TEH BRED! IT BURNS!!!!!!!

AI CAN TASTE TEH PUNS ALREADY

Binky BOOPED me an I gawted NOZEBWEED! I nebber playin wif him ebber agin.

Cut da overreaction, whiner.