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MERRY CATMAS, CHEEZPEEPS!

Remember all those neat things we got for Catmas this year? Let's sing it again! ALL TOGETHER NOW!

On the twelfth day of Catmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve basement souvenirs!

Eleven alternate endings!

Ten tinsel'd Golf Carts!

Nine discarded ornaments!

Eight strap-on antlers!

Seven threats-a-threatening!

Six sneaky kittens!

FIIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS

Four two-ply rolls!

Three-letter swear words!

Two broken bulbs!

And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!

The dating world can be a dangerous one this time of year.

Om nom nuuuuuuuugghhhhhhhhh.

WHO ELSE IS READY FOR THE HOLIDAYS (to be over)?

ITS NATIONAL CHEEZBURGER DAY! Celebraet wib a quarter-pownder and a kitteh by yoar side!

Ai sed ai am not going to skool and ai meen it! Ai am too liddle and dere is too much summer left!

Why can't vacayshun nebber end?

Remember to pack my catnip ball, my feather ont he stick and the dog in case I want to smack something jus' cuz I feel like smacking something.

By da way, hao long has it been since u went on vacayshun?

I had a little altercation with the Easter Bunny. The end result is two fold: you won't be getting candy eggs and his wife is getting a huge insurance check.

Happee holidae, my harbles.

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Yes. I killed the Easter Bunny. No Easter for you this year. Instead, we will have Passover. No more stupid chocolate eggs in baskets. Instead, I will be having chopped chicken liver. You will eat matzoh.

Stoopid bunneh anyways.

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