Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
I'll sit here while you nervously wonder what I just did.
U cawled fur an ebil minion? 'K. Ize here nao. Whut U need?
Yes, the baby is here I'm sitting on him.
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