And don't try and pull any of that "I fed you an hour ago" crap!
Fire up the Netflix, ma, this is prime TV-marathon time!
Mai poor butt.
Check your blood sugar and check it often. Diabeetuss.
Ohai, cholesterol!
...ai meen, ai'm still gonna eat it...
Hmm your T6 vertebrae is out
Be carefol back dere!