hate

I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.

Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.

Do the world a favor and kindly return to the primordial swamp from whence you oozed.

Leeb nao or ai shall tawnt yoo again a seccond tiem.

Check owt sum other classic LOLcats heer!

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It's a pair of socks, isn't it?

Ai. Haet. Socks.

Raise your hand if you hate your life

Sum kittehs awrn't gud wid kids.

Now hold still while I judge you.

Ai'm gonna need a secund oppinyun.

Hooman thought I shed too much... I thought hooman existed too much.

Mai revenj will be swifft.

Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.

U can nebber turn a troo Basement Cat.

Yep, you're gonna have a new little brother to share your toys and your food with!

Aww, look, he's SO HAPPY!

Dis will ruin EBBERYTHING.

I dont like this game. OK LETS PLAY A NEW GAME CALLED CLAW YOU IN YOUR BUTT!

Ai will hab mai revenj.

I can't believe I let them do this to me.

Ai will get mai revenj.

Your in mah spot.

Dats it, ai've had enuff.

this is why i hate kids

Ai will hab mai revenge.

To be fair, the shower curtains were hideous and I am a cat.

Ebberybuddy benefits!

Shakespeare Cat Thumbs his nose at thee

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your CATastrophe!

Teh noo boyfriend says i have "litter box paws" Now he has "litter box drink" Doofus: 0 Kitteh: 1

Ai haff plans foar him.