hairless

Is there something you're not telling me?!

From Staff Member Tofu!

Wut do u think of hairless kittehs? at least u don't haz to worree about shedding.

Why, no. No, I am not a member of the hair club for men.

Please to nawt maek obvious jokes.

Take me to your leader

If deres wun thing ai know, its nebber tu trust a xenomorph.

You may be bald but you'll never have to go to the groomers.

And oh, wut a good laff it will be.

Fur? Too mainstream. I prefer to flaunt my excellent bone structure.

Werk it, kitteh!

You know Spring has arrived when your mom lets you go outside without your jacket.

Don't want tu gib peoplol the wrong impresshun tho.