From Staff Member Tofu!
Wut do u think of hairless kittehs? at least u don't haz to worree about shedding.
Why, no. No, I am not a member of the hair club for men.
Please to nawt maek obvious jokes.
Take me to your leader
If deres wun thing ai know, its nebber tu trust a xenomorph.
You may be bald but you'll never have to go to the groomers.
Fur? Too mainstream. I prefer to flaunt my excellent bone structure.
You know Spring has arrived when your mom lets you go outside without your jacket.