Ai'm glad owr relayshunship is stable, hooman. Mai pribate lief, on da udder hand...
I told you to get turkey flavored, not chicken flavored. How in the HECK can he tell the difference?
SHUN! YOO DESERVE TO BE SHUNNED FOAR DIS ATTROCITY!
Logon failure. System Crashed. Reboot with catnip and gushy food.
Hab u tried turning it on an off again??